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Wheras it has recently come to the attention of this Blog that a place called Europe exists.
Whereas it has recently come to be learnt that there are events that are currently occurring in aforementioned place or the distinctive likenesses thereof and notwithstanding the above that such events or the distinctive likenesses thereof are of sufficient gravity to have impact upon the protection of Her Majesty's realm, or the distinctive likenesses thereof.
Whereas this blog originates for the purposes of the Blogosphere Origination Act in a country which is, inter-alia, populated by oafish, pompous and irredemably and certifiably self righteous caricatures of human beings, a land entirely devoid of culture, a nation of self absorbed half grown children for whom the cultivation of any intellectual faculty is tantamount to treason, a land of woebegone, badly dressed depressives whose only release is to self medicate with industrial quantities of drinks that taste like a dog's urine and rut like gerbils on the kerbs before headbutting eachother insensible in fights over who has priority in eating the prison slop that they actually consider to constitute pleasurable dining, and a people who gain their wealth through stealing on the financial markets rather than actually making or doing anything useful and then squander it on ways to shit on the weakest members of their society by squatting on the dwindling pool of housing, abandoning the old to freeze in alleyways, locking their children out of education or work, and making the word 'child' equivalent to 'criminal' all the while telling the children they incarcerate that it is all being done for their safety, and then spend two weeks every year coming to your country and doing the same things all over again and expecting you to be grateful for their presence.
Whereas, notwithstanding the average terribleness of the citizentry of said polity, as herein noted above, said polity is governed as a kakistocracy, that is by the worst of the aformentioned citizens of said polity, or the distinctive likenesses thereof.
Whereas this blog is only consoled in the above by a talent for petty racism and a love of archery.
This blog herein states its policy on Europe.
Fuck You. All of You.
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